Skel

Skel was a human, head of a department of Crown Corporation, until his consciousness was uploaded via Project Eternity. He spends much of his time on the internet composing poems, which are written by cast member Johnny Maloney. He appears in Season 4: Valentine.

Part 36 - All These Godzillas
"You may not know it, but your entire life has already been measured in coins. 

 Every effort, every function, from the time that you spend with your eyes tightly shut,

 Watching thin ribbons of blood press against the light,

 To the water in the tears you have to replace.

 We pack ourselves with rulers and thermometers, compasses, maps,

 Psychrometers, barometers, PH strips hanging out of our mouths.

 So concerned we are about our acidity and our iron levels.

 If we're getting enough antioxidants to avoid those encroaching troublesome toxins.

 We scribble out charts and diagrams, devour data and advice, suggestions and instructions,

 Struggling to placate this urge to find the perfect numbers

 That might finally explain what we are or what we are supposed to be doing.

 We break ourselves down wrestling the world, trying to measure our place,

 Our poetry, our families, our stardom, our legacies.

 Ghouls in expensive suits stand in swarms in deserts shoving each other aggressively,

 Yelling out serpentine values, hurriedly shoveling handfuls of sand into their pockets,

'' Calculatedly discussing the real estate market, and how important it is to own as much land as possible. ''

 Cautiously eyeing each other, trying not to tip their hand to how invested they are,

 In the hot grains of coarse glass pouring from the small gaps in their pocket linings,

 Biding their time til somebody with money they don't have needs it.

 People have already determined how much your blood is worth, and they are doing everything they can to come to own it."